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The State of the Foox.
Message from
Ryan, (January 28, 5:12 AM EST)
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"Hello everyone. It's been
a long time.
Now, in case you haven't noticed, PoonFoox.com was down for a
bit. Some of you may have noticed that it hasn't been updated.
Well, I must admit, I've been neglecting my baby. She's almost 7
years old (April 17th!) and it's been a blast watching her grow
up.
Here's what happened. My sites one day just went down.
Everything. I figured it was scheduled server maintenance and it'd
be back up and running in no time. After a week I sent my web guy
an e-mail asking what the dealy. Two weeks later I got a reply
from him saying that he was closing up shop in February 2010.
I needed to find a new web host and fast. My old friend Kori
recommended me to his guy (Site5.com)
and I signed on. After a few days of messing around with things
(and contacting customer support countless times) I was on a roll.
I transferred everything over. Even the forum survived. Still
works. We have over 3000 members (2980 of which are probably
Russian mail order bride spam bots).
As for the lack of updates, I've just been in a writing funk.
Between work, shows and random time consumers (*cough* PS3 *cough*
Rubik's Cubes *cough* Chasing After Girls *cough* etc.) I just
haven't made time for her. But from living in Toronto and doing
stand-up, I've realized that PoonFoox really helped me keep sharp
with my writing. So here's the deal, I'll keep writing stuff for
the site if you guys keep reading it. And realize that 'We've come
a long way, baby.'
So as I site here typing,
knowing damn well that I should be sleeping (I work in 5 hours),
I've realized that I missed this feeling. Writing on the Internet
is a fun way of getting your ideas out and feeling important. I've
tried other ways in the past year. Here are a few of them.
-Screaming into the night.
-Vandalizing my own property with White-Out.
-Whispering them into the ear of a sleeping man on the subway.
-Writing them to random women on
PlentyofFish.com
-Being blocked by women on
PlentyofFish.com
-Carving them into flesh.
-Drunk dialing my father.
None of those worked. I'll just keep the website.
Goodnight, Y'all.
Viva la Poon!"
-Ryan
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